“Famous Last Words” Before A Fight…
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Ahri: Why do blue jeans match with everything but blue pants don’t?
Evelynn: *wearing blue pants* Are you trying to tell me something?
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Ahri: Kai'sa, I’m hungry.
Kai'sa: Nice to meet you, hungry.
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Akali: Kai'sa, can you make me a sandwich?
Kai'sa: *waves her hands around* Bada bing, bada boom, you are now a sandwich.
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Kai'sa: What color is the dress?
Ahri: Black and blue.
Evelynn: White and gold.
Akali: Uh oh…
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Akali: I don’t think my raps are good…
Evelynn: *sucks in a deep breath* Now you listen to me!
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Ahri: People with huge, loud cars are just trying to compensate themselves for what they lack in body features.
Evelynn: So what does that say about loud foxes with huge tails?
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